One day a man was digging through the fridge in the office lunchroom when he saw a big burrito on a shelf. He pulled it out and admired it.
"That’s a nice looking burrito," he thought, "I’m going to eat it."
An hour later the man heard a strange sound. He listened closely. It sounded like a voice.
"Where is my burrito?" it groaned.
When the man heard that, he got very scared. But he thought, “there’s no proof I took it.”
Then he heard the voice again, only closer this time.
"Seriously, guys, where is my burrito?" it groaned.
The man directed his attention back to his computer, hoping that the voice would go away. Then he heard the voice again. Right next to his desk.
"This isn’t cool. Someone took my burrito," it GROOAAAANED.
"I saw Barry eating a burrito" said Carol.
"Oh shit," thought the man, who was named Barry. He looked up at Todd, who up to this point was just a voice he had been trying to ignore.
"What the fuck, Barry?" Todd GROANED, "Why would you do that?"
Then everyone had to participate in a seminar about office courtesy run by HR, EVEN IF THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH “THE BURRITO INCIDENT”!
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